Japandamonium!!!

What could be funnier than Pirate Jokes, you ask???

Pirate Pickup Lines!!!!!!!! There was a list of fifteen that I clipped from somewhere, but I'm amending it in the name of decency and humor. Well, okay, just humor.

"I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."
"You're just the lusty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!"
"WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!"
"So you're the new cabin boy, eh?"
"Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation?" (software pirates only)
"Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?"
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?"
and the Number 1 Pirate Pick-Up Line...

"Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!"