Bachelor Sandwhich Recipe #1

Because they were cheaper than all the other bananas is why, and you got a whole bunch to boot!  Never mind about them being six kinds of hog ugly purplish brown and all trailerpark husband showing how much he really loves me bruised to high heaven.  But now you have a bunch of hella bruised up bananas and in the first day or two you’ll pick off and eat the ones that don’t look as bad as the others and then just avoid the rest of gang like the neighbor’s black-eyed foster kids, letting them go to waste on the table until one day, poof! like magic, you’ve got fruit flies, and then it’s time to just toss ‘em and curse the day you were fool enough to buy them as if they were gonna get any less mangy looking and haggy by sitting on your kitchen table not being eaten.  Damn, you say!  Yes: the curse of buying the too-far-gone bananas.  Gets us all, gets us all.  Hence, the midnight creation of Josh’s Bachelor Sandwich #1

Josh’s Bachelor Sammy #1.  Simple instructions:
Mash together corn flakes and banana in a mug with a mashy thing.  Spread onto a slice of bread and pop it into a toaster oven to heat to perfection; hit it with another slice of toast on top, and then EAT!  This sandwhich is fucking awesome.  It needs a good name, like a Banana DeFib or a Bananas Ruxley or an Ike Idewild Deluxe or something.  But try it, because this sandwhich is fucking awesome.  
Ingredos, for the lame/thorough/nitpicky:
One too far gone banana.  Maybe two.
Corn flakes.  Not Frosted Flakes, Corn flakes.
Bread.
A toaster oven.  
A mug.
A thing appropriate for the mashing of other things with, since you don’t own or really know what a mortar and pestle is or which part is which; you just need something that approximates the mashy part, whichever it might be.  The mortar?  Think “spoon” or “handle of a different cooking thing.”
Tip: bananas and cornflakes easier to mash up a little at a time.  
Enjoy!!!!

PS: This assumes that you, like me, can’t make banana bread for lack of either an oven or a knowledge of such things.